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cow whore 

a random insult when theres actually no reason to be in sulting a person. Really confuses and offends them so you get to laugh.
betty: can i sit here?
sue: no.
betty:why?
sue: because your a cow whore
cow whore by dispatch131xhd June 21, 2005

Cow Tit Whore

Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.
"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."
Cow Tit Whore by Don't touch me Whore September 26, 2006

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow 

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation
Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

cowwhore 

A woman or man attempting to act and or look country but successeding only in looking like a whore.
Look there Jimmy, it's a cowwhore
cowwhore by yourman96 May 3, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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