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A fat bitch who, when seen, pigs run away in a cowardly fear.
#yourmom
Ex. of: Cow: Your mom edition

#1: Wow dude your mom is such a fat mutha fuckin bitch!!!!
#2: Shutup! :(
#1: Dude, you can surf on those waves.
#2: Dont say that!
#1: Haha why?
#2: *whispers* She'll eat you...
by DatGuyMatthew September 16, 2014
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