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CovidMyBad

When you make an easy mistake, one that would not have happened between 12/31/2019 and 01/01/2021. Said mistakes occur because the human brain enters "survivor mode" (validated by NPR/PBS).

Per a validated source, untraditional or non-recognizable stress to the human brain occurs when in "panic and defense mode." The brain is so focused on protecting the body from eminent dangers, whether or not those are in the physical environment or not, the brain channels energies toward those non-tangible defense mechanisms, thereby depleting the resources for other thought tracks. As a result, if one felt more inept, "stupid" or struggling to get standard tasks accomplished during the beginning of the pandemic, or any point thereafter, that is why. Look it up. It is a proven fact. The brain takes working orders from subluminal parts of the body over which we have no control.
I was racing to get the kids out of the house, with face masks and all of their computer equipment and snow gear, then I wanted to be super efficient (per usual for me) so I loaded the dishwasher and when I got home, I found my hair dryer in the dishwasher. CovidMyBad

Another true example...
"Why did you add this budget item three times into the forecast model?"
"I have no idea. I thought I was being super thorough. CovidMyBad."

Or...
"Why did you just back the car THROUGH the closed garage door?"
"Sorry, COVIDMyBad"
CovidMyBad by RosemarySailboat January 7, 2021
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026