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Covid Crotch

Covid Crotch

When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.

My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.

He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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