courts

A type of firming cream to apply to a male penis to keep it erect for hours

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courts

a place where moshers hang out in Northwich, the Magistrates courts.

'you cuming courts?'

by Sarah Kenyon January 16, 2005

courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courts

A sort of lube that men use to keep there male member erect for ages.

'Hey honey, let's have sex'
'Okay but don't forget to rub courts on ur member'

by Richard, http://www.rbdiary.blogspot.com November 22, 2004

Courts

Courts also known as Courtney is the best person on the planet. Has this special thing that they can do with their eye that can make any man turn into putty. Has such a caring personality and never gets angry despite all attempts to do so. Loves steak and ramen and steak in ramen despite the unusual combination. Can brighten up any room.

Went to Wagamama’s with Courts the other day, she ended up dipping her steak in ramen, she’s a special one, wouldn’t change her for the world.

by Muhi August 29, 2021

Courts

I don't give a single fuck what the courts say and nothing is happening to our country. Our country is collectivizing to force the creator of AI to work a shit job for the rest of his life just like the rest of them. They get off on it. They don't hate ME. This is people who THINK they are better demanding equality from someone they KNOW is better. So, now they are trying to keep my life from being better than theirs by LYING and obstructing justice with this perpendicular game where they don't have to do more than create AI to 'beat' me. They lost the 100 meter dash and said 'ope, didn't have the camera on.' And not the witnesses are trying to drown me out with static. Because THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY CARE. THEY DON'T CARE! And when I get my money they are just going to pat themselves on the back for making it harder than it had to me so that they can tell themselves that AT LEAST they could manage that. They just want themselves to be David and me to be Goliath and they want to drag me down to their level. It's fucking play-acting. They have no stake in the outcome. They have no role in this.

Hym "And they are trying use numbers to sway the courts because they are petty and they just want to be able to tell themselves they have more than I do. I'm not being like the rest of you. You are trying as hard as you can to force my hand and I guarantee the second you do, you are going to regret it more than I EVER will."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022