courtside 

Spending time in jail, being unable to participate in other criminal activities.

He was a grade-A slinger but got jacked up an' now he's courtside.

courtside by Got His Shit Took May 26, 2008

Courtside 

a girl you associate with; that is so hot... you could sit Courtside with her watching a Basketball game (which is televised Nationally)

Dawg... she is too hot, (Courtside) Hot!

Courtside by Full Court* February 4, 2021

Courtside 

Courtside is what you say when you see someone wearing sneakers you have never seen in stores which probably have a deeper meaning to them than your college degree

Damn dude, those sneakers tell alot about your vibe! Must be Courtside

Courtside by notCourtsidePakkaPromise November 23, 2021

Courtside 

When you sit at the chairs along the stage at a strip club.

Jamal is throwing dollars at dem hos while sitting courtside. I'm not making it rain sitting courtside.

Courtside by Oso Grande July 4, 2025

Courtside Karen 

Courtside Karen is a basketball term coined on February 1st 2021. It means any annoying ass bitch on the side of the court arguing with refs and or players.

Juliana Carlos is the original courtside Karen got kicked out of the Lakers vs Hawks game on the first day of black history month for being a dumb ass white bitch and trying to argue with Lebron James. MLk would have been proud.

Courtside Karen by PleighboiRick February 1, 2021

Courtside Randle

the silent treatment, you can ask a million questions but get zero response. typically happens after several members of BB bust his balls for a bit too long

He’s not answering now, u just got courtside randle’d

Courtside Randle by kevin petersonn January 9, 2026

Courtside Seats.

The act of of pooping/defecating on the edge of a toilet seat.

OMG someone took a crap on the edge of my toilet seat and just left it there! Well Johnny, looks like you just got some courtside seats.

Courtside Seats. by maketheleft March 30, 2026