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Country Time 

The act of practicing oral sex on your partner directly after they urinate.
OMG. Lady at work asks me do I like Country Time? I'm like the lemonade. She is like no, like when you eat a woman after they pee. noooooo.....UNLIKE.
Country Time by mrholloway November 21, 2009

COUNTRY ROADS time 

It's when the nukes starts droppin'.
Bill: Why do I hear air raid sirens and country roads?
Ted: It's COUNTRY ROADS time.
*Bill has flashbacks to fallout 76*
Bill: OH GOD! I NEED TO GET MY KID!
*Bill gets into the car*
Bill: OH GOD CHAD IS STILL IN SCHOOL! I NEED TO GET HIM!
*Bill proceeds to drive into a town of anarchy*
Bill: Oh I hope my family's alright.
*A flash in the distance is seen*
Bill: I'm to late...
*Bill opens phone and dialed his wife's number*
Bill: I love you Martha,*breathes in, holding back tears* and Chad as well. I meet you when we get up there, ok? ok.
*Bill closes his phone and lays back as the light gets closer, closes his eyes, and reclined his chair.

Countrytize 

To countryfy a word, add unique slang.
Me, a country boy, was dating a girl from the city and I taught her how to countrytize her vocabulary.
Countrytize by Keni333 February 14, 2022