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Countertits

Guy 1 : "Hey man you check out that cougar sittin by the bar?"

Guy 2: "Yea man, she's hott. Those Countertits must have cost her a fortune!"
Countertits by irnvs034 June 21, 2009
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counterbit coin

A counterbit coin is any digital representation of actual gold or silver coins. They are false images designed to lend credence to digital currencies. In essence, they are fakes made to fool you.
I keep getting ads for counterbit coins through my emails, I always report and block the senders.
counterbit coin by 2B+ August 17, 2022

Counterfit 

Meaning dyslexic a person who cant spell counterfeit, it has an e
Are you counterfit
Counterfit by Hoglord February 8, 2019

counterditherstep 

The movement of two people walking towards one another, usually on an urban sidewalk, trying to avoid contact
without success.
Bob saw Paul walking towards him. As Bob kept walking,
and Tom kept walking, they each counterditherstepped.

Counterfist 

Meaning opposite of closed fist. To come to you with an open hand. -Also a rock band out of seatte washington. Also it's a counter attack move.
George was able to counterfist Rod's attack and take him down to china town.
Counterfist by cfistac April 11, 2011

counterfit 

imagine this, theres a fit competition in town and 2 of da cleanest fitted mfs show up. So you think to yourself "what would I call the opposition of either of these 2 nigga individuals". You call the one thats just drippin head to toe "fitted" now the other nigga is "counterfitted".
nigga 1: "ayo jamal u seen de'shaun's fit?"
nigga 2: "yeah he fitted, but my man demitrius got dat counterfit!"
counterfit by fitGOD2015 February 1, 2021

counterfitting 

What a home-improvement carpenter needs to be good at when installing sinks and built-in cabinets.
In da 1987 comedy film, "Overboard", da unrefined-but-honest carpenter does an excellent "counterfitting" job for da dignified-but-snobbish "spoiled rich kid" heiress, only to have her refuse to pay him da cash dat he's earned from da job; he hasta resort to showing her fake wedding-photos and other "counterfeit" tactics to get her to reimburse him for his hard work.
counterfitting by QuacksO February 22, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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