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Council Rock North

The older high school of the Council Rock School District. Full of snobby, stuck-up bitches and assholes with too much money on their hands that they do not know what to do with it. They roam the school, thinking they are superior over the down-to-earth people with not as much money as them just because of their money and their fake good looks(thanks to over-priced clothes, styling products, tans, nails, hair treatment, etc.). Although full of rich mother fuckers, North is much better than CR South, because we have less of the bitches from the CR middle schools. I would not be proud of going to CR North or South.
Council Rock North is full of a bunch of slutty ass rich hoes, but it doesn't compare to CR South.
Council Rock North by ihateCR June 24, 2011
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Council Rock North Men's Swim Team 

The most awesome, perverted, and crazy group of men that have ever lived on this earth! They attract women by the hundreds in their glorious speedos. Every man wants to be like them and every women want to be fucked by one. They are coached by the most hardened swimming veterans. One said to be a man of steel, and the other a condor! These men are truly top dogs amoung society and will cut down any man who interfears with their fellow North Swimmer.

Bang-a-rang!
Rufio, Rufio, Ru-Fi-Oooo!!!
"The Council Rock North Men's Swim Team"- Badass Mo-Fo's that every women wants to fuck, and are truly the best of the best

Council Rock North 3rd Floor West 

Out of a school district with ten thousand kids, it is safe to say only around a dozen of them have ever been to 3rd floor west. 3rd floor west always smells like dying animals, and has no purpose aside from providing the freshmen girls with a bathroom to gossip in and giving hallways for students to walk around in when they take a bathroom pass and leave their boring 3rd floor East class for 20 minutes.

Half the classrooms are always empty, and the other classes are honors classes that are only used for 2 classes a day. Nobody has been there, and nobody knows what goes down there.
“What happens in Council Rock North 3rd Floor West?”

“I heard Biggie and Tupac chill there from time to time. Can’t confirm, never been there.”
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
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