Council Rock North

The older high school of the Council Rock School District. Full of snobby, stuck-up bitches and assholes with too much money on their hands that they do not know what to do with it. They roam the school, thinking they are superior over the down-to-earth people with not as much money as them just because of their money and their fake good looks(thanks to over-priced clothes, styling products, tans, nails, hair treatment, etc.). Although full of rich mother fuckers, North is much better than CR South, because we have less of the bitches from the CR middle schools. I would not be proud of going to CR North or South.

Council Rock North is full of a bunch of slutty ass rich hoes, but it doesn't compare to CR South.

Council Rock North by ihateCR June 24, 2011

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Council Rock North Men's Swim Team

The most awesome, perverted, and crazy group of men that have ever lived on this earth! They attract women by the hundreds in their glorious speedos. Every man wants to be like them and every women want to be fucked by one. They are coached by the most hardened swimming veterans. One said to be a man of steel, and the other a condor! These men are truly top dogs amoung society and will cut down any man who interfears with their fellow North Swimmer.

Bang-a-rang!
Rufio, Rufio, Ru-Fi-Oooo!!!

"The Council Rock North Men's Swim Team"- Badass Mo-Fo's that every women wants to fuck, and are truly the best of the best

Council Rock North Men's Swim Team by Italian Sausage 2011 March 1, 2012

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Council Rock North 3rd Floor West

Out of a school district with ten thousand kids, it is safe to say only around a dozen of them have ever been to 3rd floor west. 3rd floor west always smells like dying animals, and has no purpose aside from providing the freshmen girls with a bathroom to gossip in and giving hallways for students to walk around in when they take a bathroom pass and leave their boring 3rd floor East class for 20 minutes.

Half the classrooms are always empty, and the other classes are honors classes that are only used for 2 classes a day. Nobody has been there, and nobody knows what goes down there.

“What happens in Council Rock North 3rd Floor West?”

“I heard Biggie and Tupac chill there from time to time. Can’t confirm, never been there.”

Council Rock North 3rd Floor West by saturdaysarefortheboyss July 28, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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