counter 

a counter is when you counter someones diss.

person 1: you're stupid!
person 2: you're retarded! COUNTERED!!!

RULES:

RULE 1: YOU CANT COUNTER JAVI'S COUNTERS
RULE 2: RULE 1 CANT BE COUNTERED.

counter by JDMKID94 September 27, 2017

Counter 

a person who counts everything in their relationship

My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.

Counter by Broman3 January 18, 2010

Counter 

Something you put your girlfriend on so you can make out

That’s a nice counter.

Huh ?
Shall we put some use to it ?

Counter by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020

Counter 

Something that doesn’t seem like it will work out, i.e. counter intuitive

Bro don’t do that shit... it sounds counter

Counter by Eleanor696969 September 20, 2020

Counter 

A term used to ratio a person who’s attempting to ratio you on Twitter

A: Yb better
B: Ratio
A: counter + rip bozo

Counter by Bartholomew Thaddy Daddy December 28, 2021

[counter] 

To share a cigarette.

Person A: Damn, there's only one cigarette left in the pack.
Person B: Let's counter that.

Person A: I cant finish a whole cigarette.
Person B: Alright we'll counter it.

[counter] by PAPASP August 19, 2013

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009