Couch-potatous 

describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.

My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."

Couch-potatous by nothing here, don't look at me March 5, 2024

The Angry Couch Potatos 

When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.

Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.

"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"

"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"

"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"

( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)

The Angry Couch Potatos by icomefromalanddownunder June 2, 2009

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

mashed couch potatoes by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

couchpotatoism 

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's

Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.

couchpotatoism by dmoney4_2_1 July 9, 2010