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couch middle school 

A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and โ€œget hurtโ€ for attention
โ€œThis girl says she broke her ankleโ€ โ€œI saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle schoolโ€
couch middle school by xxdonewithitxx November 30, 2017
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Couch middle school 

A school with hella ugly girls. Hella fake ass friends. U will only find a few real friends at this school. The teacher annoyin asf. A bunch of fake bangers
โ€œHe bsfโ€ U walk away โ€œI hate that bitchโ€
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Couch middle school by Ixhatexyall January 20, 2020
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