A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.
Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!
by 7 Bryan road January 24, 2023
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I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch
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