Couch Dating

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When you go to date someone who doesnt take you out anywhere except their couch, only to watch movies and play video games, etc. all while ordering delivery food.

I was just hoping for a romantic stroll through the park for a few dates but this guy is into nothing but couch dating! Its fun the first few times, but not all the time!

Couch Dating by MissKryssy October 11, 2010

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Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

Dating Coach by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

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Couch Dating • Dating Coach • Female Dating Coach • couchgating • couch • couch potato • couch fucker • couch dolphin • couch slut • couch surfing

Female Dating Coach

A feminist who poses as a "dating advisor for men" on Youtube - in order to groom men into worshipping, exalting and prioritizing women under the guise of "dating" - while often charging men a large fee. These "coaches" are extremely patronizing, and assume men will all instantly not only throw money at the coach but take said coach's "advice" in a heartbeat.

A female dating's coach's "advice" will be the same thing over and over again, just worded or portrayed differently. Also, instead of being an actual "coach" they all just recycle other's videos - title and all.

Be wary of comments under these coaches' videos, they will be poorly written shill comments such as "Her coaching is a godsend! I never met women until I bought her coaching".

A female dating coach's advice is basically "Approach every woman you see, love bomb her and ask if you can take her on a date. Okay, my coaching will be $4000 where I tell you the exact same thing."

Female Dating Coach by RoguePoster December 6, 2025

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couchgating

same as tailgating except the party or activity is conducted on a sofa in front of a television with a football game playing.

I can't go to the Saints game today so I will be couchgating at home.

couchgating by blackchips October 7, 2006

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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