Couch Burn
Couch Burn by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010
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cooch burn
A result of placing hot objects in a women's cooch after dropkicking her ovaries and eating out her lungs.
"...i'll then give ya gurl cooch burnz and take the tearz from her eyez after she cries for help..."
cooch burn by Big Daddy Cocanutz April 20, 2005
burnt-orange couch
(n) Used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. Local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in Northern Canada one summer. In the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. There it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. Rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of Grande Prairie, Alberta. 55°11'38.55"N, 118°48'8.06"W
"Did you see the coffee pot I found out behind work today? It's almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!" (Everyone removes hats in reverence)
burnt-orange couch by graybayou February 21, 2011