cotton vagina 

(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse

We smoked before, so I had really bad cotton vagina when he tried to put it in me.

cotton vagina by sapphireseduction February 17, 2012

Cotton Vagina 

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.

A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction

Cotton Vagina by Highzman October 25, 2012

Colton's Mom's Vagina 

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.

"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"

Colton's Mom's Vagina by CJHat April 9, 2010