CosmoDate

A pre-arranged sexual encounter, usually planned via coded text or email message and typically taking place at the sender's house, apartment, etc.

Considered less casual than zipless, less complicated than fwb, more intimate than a one night stand.

'I was at Lisa's last Saturday and read an article in December's Cosmo that made me think of you.'

CosmoDate - December, 12th month = Midnight. Saturday. 'I want you to come over Saturday at midnight.'

January = 1 A.M., etc.

by eXNYGal October 11, 2021

commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.

While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.

by matti57 October 13, 2011

commodate

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.

i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan

by Lynnguini September 19, 2008

Cosmodore

Cosmodore is anybody who grooms kids, does it again and again, while apologizing for everything endlessly.

Person 1: Yo, Cosmo is such a cosmodore
Person 2:Yeah bro, hes pathetic

by Twojstaryzrekutasy420 August 15, 2023

cosmolatry

the worship of the cosmos

do you believe in cosmolatry

by wordhunter12645 August 12, 2025