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CosmoDate 

A pre-arranged sexual encounter, usually planned via coded text or email message and typically taking place at the sender's house, apartment, etc.

Considered less casual than zipless, less complicated than fwb, more intimate than a one night stand.
'I was at Lisa's last Saturday and read an article in December's Cosmo that made me think of you.'

CosmoDate - December, 12th month = Midnight. Saturday. 'I want you to come over Saturday at midnight.'

January = 1 A.M., etc.
CosmoDate by eXNYGal October 11, 2021
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commodameditation

The act of reflection in the morning as you sit on the toilet staring blankly into space.
While still numb to the world I struggled out of bed and then sat on the toilet to do some serious commodameditation.
commodameditation by matti57 October 13, 2011
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commodate 

a crude way of saying accommodate normally used in an office by the less knowledgeable person.
i'm gonna commodate yo' request fo' a pay day loan
commodate by Lynnguini September 19, 2008

Cosmodore 

Cosmodore is anybody who grooms kids, does it again and again, while apologizing for everything endlessly.
Person 1: Yo, Cosmo is such a cosmodore
Person 2:Yeah bro, hes pathetic

cosmolatry 

the worship of the cosmos
do you believe in cosmolatry
cosmolatry by wordhunter12645 August 12, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026