Cosmetric

The definable metric of the usability of ones clothing or piece of clothing.

For example: a cosmetric item of clothing would be a warm jacket during winter time.
"Hey that outfit looks cosmetric and comfortable!"

"While me and my friend were jousting on top of bulls he had the cosmetric disadvantage by wearing a red shirt."

by fumaholics May 19, 2025

cosmetic perjury

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

by its_aks November 5, 2005

kitchen cosmetics

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.

Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"

by beedot_i January 7, 2018

Cosmatic

Cosmatic is the term relating to incomprehensible occurrences in the known universe. Fusing the concepts of “magic” and “cosmic”, it acts as an all encompassing replacement for any phenomenon that the human mind currently cannot explicitly describe, or explain. The ideological neutrality of the word “cosmatic” is intrinsic to accepting the inevitability of human fallibility when it comes to rationalizing the mysteries of life itself.

ie. "whoa man, the formula for a black hole is infinity times infinity reccouring? Thats hella cosmatic.."

"I dont know why that miracle happened brah, it was just so cosmatic"

"I don't know why we like each other; it's just some cosmatic connection I guess"

by minfjfinfp January 28, 2015

cosmelic

The sensation of craving something sweet whilst being drunk

After 4 drinks he was beginning to feel cosmelic, and was begging for gummy bears

by SimsWordz November 20, 2021

Cosmelic

The desire for something sweet whilst being in a state of intoxication (consumption of alcohol)

After 4 shots of tequila, he began feeling cosmelic, and was looking jelly beans

Are you cosmelic right now?

by SimsWordz February 15, 2022

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005