Correctile Disfunction 

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.

Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

Correctile Disfunction by FantasticTalkingFox June 13, 2019

Correctile Disfunction 

Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.

Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.

Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.

What do the tutors comments say?

"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."

Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.

Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.

Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.

Correctile Disfunction by RLD123 April 19, 2011

correctile disfunction 

A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.

Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction

correctile disfunction by SoulofDeity April 5, 2015

Correctile Disfunction 

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok

Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”

Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction

Correctile Disfunction by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021

correctile dysfunction 

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

correctile dysfunction by arymonster November 12, 2012

correctile dysfunction 

When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing.

My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself.

correctile dysfunction by Dr. Jo January 13, 2019

Correctile Dysfunction 

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*

Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"

Correctile Dysfunction by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021