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Coronavirass

noun:

Coronavirass (not to be confused with the life threatening respiratory disease Coronavirus) is an accumulation of thiccness around the bumcheeks, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

While the term Coronavirass pertains specifically to the booty, it is sometimes applied to lower body thiccness in general. A similar phenomenon that occurs on the upper body has been referred to as Quarrantiddies.
"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone pretending my coronavirass is a balance ball chair."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had a juicy booty already but coronavirass too? Damn."

"I sure miss football practice, it's been cancelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me a comfy coronavirass!"

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a coronavirass so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."
by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020
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coronavirass

Increased ass size from weight gained during the coronavirus pandemic.
I just saw her for the first time since we were all quarantined—she's a got quite the coronavirass now.
by UrbanCopywriter November 9, 2021
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BC - Before Coronavirus

The days before coronavirus was when one could - shake hands, go to the gym, eat out, buy toilet paper and leave their house without explanation, penalty or risk of catching Covid-19. Those were the days that pimpin' could now be considered easy.
"BC - Before Coronavirus toilet paper was embarrassing to walk around with. Now it's the 2020 Mona Lisa"
by PhraseTheLord April 2, 2020
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coronavirus

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.
Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.
by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020
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coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)
men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing
by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020
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Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)
Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!
by lolggs March 21, 2020
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Coronavirus

A phenomenon that causes a sudden disappearance of toilet paper worldwide.
Karen: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BECKY IM TRYING TO GET EVERY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER IN THIS STORE BECAUSE CORONAVIRUS
by gracie1030 March 14, 2020
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