Cornfuddle Share definition Flag The Southern version of "Confuddle" a mixture of confuse and befuddle causing "Brain Lock." Don't cornfuddle the po' guy, he's having enough trouble as it is. 'Cause time cornfuddles him. Cornfuddle by DraegonDaddy January 14, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Cornfuddle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch