Cornflake

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.
Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.
by NURTON January 13, 2017
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Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.
My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.
by Doyu January 18, 2019
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An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.
I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.
by SantaFeTrail-er June 07, 2018
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A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.
"Dude, get your finger out of your nose. What are you, digging for gold?"

"Oh man, check out this cornflake..."

"Woah. That's awesome."
by P. Rat January 14, 2017
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A term used to describe the tri service cap badge worn by new recruits in the Canadian Forces. Also a term of derision for recruits themselves.
"The shitter is backed up and there's shit all over the place."

"Get a cornflake to clean it up"
by CFgrunt February 08, 2012
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A person who rarely deviates from the foods they are accustomed to.
He's a total cornflake, all's he eats is Kraft Dinner and Hotdogs
by picodog June 23, 2010
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A rural person critical and often fearful of urban areas and all of their benefits and hazards. A right-leaning equivalent of a snowflake.
That cornflake is afraid of going into the city for fear of being mugged.
by Lord Dunsany October 03, 2017
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