Definitions by SantaFeTrail-er

Cornflake 

An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.

I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.

Cornflake by SantaFeTrail-er June 13, 2018

freedom horn 

Historically known as a trumpet. The name was changed in early 2017 to eliminate any association with the odious 45th President of the United States.

The freedom horn player declined to play the inauguration.

freedom horn by SantaFeTrail-er January 30, 2017