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A musical instrument just like a trumpet, yet smaller.
Where did you go today? To band practice. I played 1st chair cornet!
Cornet by Krystina Gold April 25, 2006
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A B-flat instrument similar in sound to a trumpet. For the most part, they have been replaced by trumpets in high school bands as they save money by just having the band have a bunch of trumpets.
Why do we need cornets? We have trumpets?
Cornet by Chris Rice February 6, 2007
Cornet by Bucket and Spade August 6, 2007

Cyril Cornet 

The best Rower in the world. He has the supreme skill and will thrash anyone in a race.
Cyril Cornet is the best rower in the world
Cyril Cornet by Rowing Fan March 17, 2022

Salted Caramel Cornet

A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.
The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.
Salted Caramel Cornet by Mik_D February 2, 2023

Soprano Cornet 

Used in Brass bands to produce a tight laser beam of incredibly high intensity. If used in conjunction with a shallow small bore mouthpiece it is capable of bringing down aircraft from heights of up to 50,000,000 feet.

Not to be confused with a soprano saxophone which is for pussies.
Soprano cornet brings down Airbus A380 from 40,000,000 feet overvthe Atlantic.
Soprano Cornet by Soprano man January 19, 2019

wiggly cornet 

Friend of void and being a pro domain seller also he does make websites
being web admin at void community
wiggly cornet is friend of void
wiggly cornet by not void July 19, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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