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cocker_ my friend , mate , pal.
Alright cocker, {or even alright cock} means alright mate? how are you? I have seen some {possibly} American posts on here saying cock/cocker is a rude name or derogatory term, it may be overseas but here in our nations capital {London} its a traditional way to hail a dear friend.
cocker by A London girl November 19, 2018

Cocker Docker 

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

Carked it 

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month
Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.
Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"
the corker by angleddjango September 13, 2014

carked it 

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.
carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Cockelgänger 

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Cockelgänger by rapunzabel April 25, 2017