Town in North West Leicestershire inhabited by 'Coalvillans'.
Famous for mining when you were allowed to do that, now the
home of every charity shop known to man and a pish poor market. The only Cinema (The
Rex) was closed down over 20 years ago.
Inhabitants often wander around in a
zombie like state wearing the traditional costume of saggy leggings and an oversized
T-shirt with several days dinner noticable.
Avoid benefits
day at the post office as this leads to an influx of visitors from the nearby Agar-Nook and Greenhill estates - not pleasent inbreds and drug dealers.