cops and robbers

the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed

lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina

cops and robbers by The king Friday September 7, 2013

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Cops and Robbers

The game is started at one spot. Then one group of up to 4 people get in a car and they are designated as the cops. The rest of the people have to run/walk/skip/crawl/do whatever it takes to get to the "safe spot"(this includes getting a ride with another group) without getting seen by the "cops"

bob-You wanna get some peeps and play cops and robbers

joe-Nah

bob-Why the hell not

joe-Last time I played I got caught by the real cops for reckless driving

Cops and Robbers by HCBlast March 16, 2009

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Cops and robbers

Might've started as a kids game
But it means cop it and rob it
As in see it and steal it
Burglary, mugging the l

Cops and robbers tonight?
Anything decent?
Yeah
Ok, could with some extra dosh

Cops and robbers by HAMMERHEAD EEJIT May 4, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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