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Cootie Points 

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
Cootie Points by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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Cookie Points 

things that you do to gain favor from someone
If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!
Cookie Points by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Raisins cookie points 

They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.
Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.

Dave: MAN FUCK YOU

Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming

Cookie Points 

What you get when you say the word of the day in a game my friends and i play when were bored.
Me: Oh coolio...intriguing
Friend: Two cookie points!
Cookie Points by gibble-gal December 28, 2005