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Cotebag
/kōt bag/

1. A stalker or someone who harrases other people. (usually online) also see: 'Steve Cote' of Leominster, Massachusetts.

2. A lowlife.

3. A mentally disturbed or disabled individual who is addicted to, obsessively and repeatedly; abuses others for days, weeks, years at a time.

4. Someone who is unable to see or accept their own faults.

5. A liar

6. A bum

7. Someone who is either unemployed or unemployable.

8. A failed politician

9. A psychopath

10. An asshole

11. A retard

12. To be retarded

13. Someone who is racist

14. A person who would insult Jesus Christ himself. This would also include insults toward your mother, your family and personal attacks.

15. An immature boy who deflects his own faults and deep, dark, dimwitted, depression onto others in the form of hatred.
That guy is a real cotebag
Cotebag by Speak'n.da.Truth August 16, 2020
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