Cooter safari Share definition Flag Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle. I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy. Cooter safari by Assbark April 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cooter safari mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch