Cooter Spit

Vaginal fluids excreted usually (but not necessarely) with extreme force.

1) When Emily orgasms I usually get shot in the eye with cooter spit.

2) I have to take a shower because my junk is covered in cooter spit.

3) Rachel hates when i complain about her cooter spit.

Cooter Spit by Alexander Constantine October 29, 2005

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Cootersnitcher

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.

Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.

Cootersnitcher by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011

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Cooter Spit • Cootersmith • Cootersnitcher • Cooterspicket • cooter • cooter scooter • cooter shooter • cooter pooter • Cooter Brown • cooter punch

Cooterspicket

Its a dirty used tampon.

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....

Cooterspicket by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

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Cootersmith

The area between a woman's legs; vagina.

Christ, almighty, Anne. What's that sticking out of your cootersmith?!

Cootersmith by Max Wittert July 18, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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