cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
by md/urban March 12, 2009
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cooter crunch

When you can get through a series of crunches without queebing.
I did my cooter crunches in gym today while my partner held my feet.
by kkoo June 21, 2009
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 02, 2024
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