Coomer Corner 

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

Coomer Corner by zhewrong February 27, 2021

Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

Cooner Mortis by Sammysooser October 25, 2010

cooner 

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

cooner by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

Cooner 

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.

That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!

Cooner by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009

cooner 

two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!

1.Red-haired children

cooner by alexis April 15, 2005

cooner 

shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)

bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"

Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."

cooner by coonerbro13 July 2, 2008

Cooner 

FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy

Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!

Cooner by c-slaw August 19, 2006