Cool Whipped

Cool Whipped:

1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.

2. A more extreme form of being whipped.

Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.

Cool Whipped by McDonna September 2, 2013

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Cool Whipped

A term coined by the members of Blaze New Paths which refers to anything generally thought of as cool, exciting, or otherwise awesome and noteworthy.

Man, those BNP kids, are so cool whipped, they be all over the radio!

I love the Nissan Z, it's cool whipped!

Be cool whipped, be proud!

Cool Whipped by 心 December 9, 2008

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coolwhipper

Alternate name for snowballer. Someone who likes to have their own jizz spit back into their mouth.snowballer

see snowballer

coolwhipper by alejandro June 2, 2003

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coolwhipped

Being in the best mood because something awesome or cool just happened to you! high off life!

Daddy just bought me a new mercedes benz! I'm so coolwhipped right now!

coolwhipped by Alyssa Ashley June 8, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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