The face you put on when in a troubling situation, eliciting a response of immediate dismissal by the subject of your trouble.
*sirens* *you pull over*
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
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You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"
Your Buddy: "It'll be ok, just put on your cool face"
*Cop knocks on window*
Cop: "License and registration pl-"
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You: "Problem, officer?
Cop: "Get the fuck out of here"
by Locus_Inferna February 8, 2009
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So cool in fact the face is grinning while smiling and while half winking and while almost appearing to say "something"
Usually the face is shown saying what amounts to "something wrong?" giving the amazing coolness in the face, and complete lack of any display of guilt any person to question someone with such a face is overcome with a sense of this person is too 'cool' which causes the person looking at the cool face to feel inadequate, and in all cases results in that person telling them to "get the fuck out of here"
While the origin of the cool face is unknown, it is believed to have first surfaced on 4chan, it is most likely a self portrait of the creator, originally made for an avatar
So cool in fact the face is grinning while smiling and while half winking and while almost appearing to say "something"
Usually the face is shown saying what amounts to "something wrong?" giving the amazing coolness in the face, and complete lack of any display of guilt any person to question someone with such a face is overcome with a sense of this person is too 'cool' which causes the person looking at the cool face to feel inadequate, and in all cases results in that person telling them to "get the fuck out of here"
While the origin of the cool face is unknown, it is believed to have first surfaced on 4chan, it is most likely a self portrait of the creator, originally made for an avatar
by Typo92 March 10, 2009
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A catchy line used to shut people down. It is said that there is not a known come back to this phrase.
by Dean Cho February 10, 2007
Get the cool face mug.Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.
Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010
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Mark: Hey Bill you the only one from from our graduaitng class without a facebook?
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
Bill: I guess, I'm too cool for facebook
Mark: Whatever...loser
by top rat April 11, 2010
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Get the Facebook Cool mug.The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.
Not to be confused with the trollface.
Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"
Troll1: *rolls down window*
Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"
Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"
Troll1: *coolface*
Troll1: *coolface*
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
Troll1: *rolls down window*
Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"
Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"
Troll1: *coolface*
Troll1: *coolface*
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
by Krasnak December 28, 2010
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