A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. All of the guys begin to jack off and must jizz on the cookie. Last person to jizz on the cookie has to eat it
We were all bored last night so we decided to play cookietime. Mike lost the game
A person who is constantly lazy and often refuses to do things. This person is not mean, but they often don’t care about other’s feelings and will do random things that upset people. This person will also often try and do everything in their power to get laid, often at the expense of others.
While they do know their flaws, they couldn’t care less about them and instead embrace their terrible traits.
Our new manager hasn’t done a single thing but randomly give out raises especially to our female coworkers! I asked about it and he simply said “I know!” In a cheerful manner. He is such a cookietimes!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'