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Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.
"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"
Cookie-Wank by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021
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Wanksta cookie-eater 

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.
"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"