Cookie m8

So if your not that full choc type, chip or ice cream dude and you prefer cookies the most (no matter if halfbacked,oat, crispy or even as dough) you probably need that kind of cookie m8 you share your dark sides desires.. even if it's just munching tons of cookies.. so it's actually a lot about that.. sure your partner can like cookies but eating with your cookie m8 is on a whole other term, since you got that easy going feeling as if some cookies would slide down your throat clinched in fresh milk. Mhhhm...

Cookie m8 are like those buddy's everything is actually easy going but when they get annoyed about sth they protect their m8s even if cookie or not like a lion mummy

'Who was that unique authentic dude you shared your cookies with at that house party?
-oh you mean my cookie m8,well I'd like to tell you but you're not on his level.
What da...'

'you think we're like normal friends?-we are cookie m8s thats nothing to make fun of.?baaaka'

lets get some cookies on our way back home -dude don't you know.. I was waiting for you to come by so I bought them yesterday- you're a true cookie m8 i don't even know how i deserve this..cmn m8 these cookies wouldn't be as half as tasty when ate alone..

Cookie m8 by AkNema November 21, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004