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Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.
Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??
by Bills is gay af May 17, 2022
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Cookie Waffler

Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.

Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies 🙏🏼) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️
David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."

David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"

George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."
by Cookie Waffler April 19, 2021
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caramel waffle cookie

Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....

It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
by Banoffee06 September 10, 2020
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