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Cookie Time

it's a game that a group of men play.

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle. All of the guys begin to jack off and must jizz on the cookie. Last person to jizz on the cookie has to eat it
We were all bored last night so we decided to play cookie time. Mike lost the game
by Tony Brisman November 9, 2012
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Timekeeper cookie

I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
by Justatksimp August 27, 2021
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Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021
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horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
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Cookietimes

A person who is constantly lazy and often refuses to do things. This person is not mean, but they often don’t care about other’s feelings and will do random things that upset people. This person will also often try and do everything in their power to get laid, often at the expense of others.

While they do know their flaws, they couldn’t care less about them and instead embrace their terrible traits.
Our new manager hasn’t done a single thing but randomly give out raises especially to our female coworkers! I asked about it and he simply said “I know!” In a cheerful manner. He is such a cookietimes!
by Speederx99 April 7, 2021
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Cookietime

A person who is very lazy and uncaring

due to the fact that all their efforts go into a few things.
All this person does is play video games! He doesn’t care about anything else! He is such a cookietime!
by Speederx99 April 7, 2021
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cookietide

A underated YouTuber
Did you hear about cookietide?Shes amazing!
by Some weird girl owo June 28, 2021
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