Constitutional Law

A class in law school that is likely to induce fear, vomiting, and potentially a shitting of the pants the night before the final.

He totally freaked before the Constitutional Law final and puked all over the place.

by Alan Shore December 20, 2008

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014