Conpawn

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A person so blindly dedicated to conservative ideologies that they don't have a clue how badly they are being screwed by the politicians they support.

The conservative version of "libtard".

One who is a pawn in a conservative political agenda.

"Some dude started berating me when they saw my Pride and Pro-Choice bumper stickers. Then I saw his Maga hat. What a conpawn.

Conpawn by Jennbec1 November 24, 2019

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conpany

An often short-lived business, who’s intent is to defraud its investors, employees, or customers, while on the surface appearing to be a legitimate business.

“Frank joined a new bitcoin conpany in the valley that’s promising to pay its employees not in stock, but in coins.”

conpany by RoaringLion October 8, 2017

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Conpanic

A conjunction of confused and panic.

Omg, I'm conpanicing bc my boyfriend asked me to do something I wasn't comfortable with.

Conpanic by Tanner465 October 29, 2020

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Con pawn

Someone who blindly votes/leans conservative.

Think tool: an object to be manipulated.

Saw this guy the other day, shouting at everyone who would listen about how making America great again involved blindly following the conservative agenda. He spelled conservative wrong. Total con pawn!

Con pawn by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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