Conpawn 

A person so blindly dedicated to conservative ideologies that they don't have a clue how badly they are being screwed by the politicians they support.

The conservative version of "libtard".

One who is a pawn in a conservative political agenda.

"Some dude started berating me when they saw my Pride and Pro-Choice bumper stickers. Then I saw his Maga hat. What a conpawn.

Conpawn by Jennbec1 November 24, 2019

conpany

An often short-lived business, who’s intent is to defraud its investors, employees, or customers, while on the surface appearing to be a legitimate business.

“Frank joined a new bitcoin conpany in the valley that’s promising to pay its employees not in stock, but in coins.”

conpany by RoaringLion October 8, 2017

Conpanic

A conjunction of confused and panic.

Omg, I'm conpanicing bc my boyfriend asked me to do something I wasn't comfortable with.

Conpanic by Tanner465 October 29, 2020

Con pawn

Someone who blindly votes/leans conservative.

Think tool: an object to be manipulated.

Saw this guy the other day, shouting at everyone who would listen about how making America great again involved blindly following the conservative agenda. He spelled conservative wrong. Total con pawn!

Con pawn by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019