conniving cunt

Name: conniving cunt Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007

Get the conniving cunt mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Conniving Cunt

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.

Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.

Conniving Cunt by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

Get the Conniving Cunt mug.

Cuntiving Cuntasaurus

A cuntasaurus is an ancient, red-headed Aussie barn goblin with a knack for sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong and ruining everyone’s day just for sport. Fueled by negativity and nosiness, she stomps around like she owns the place, spreading unsolicited opinions and bad vibes like manure in a windstorm. Her natural habitat is anywhere she can criticize, eavesdrop, or create drama—and her mating call is the sound of condescension wrapped in a fake smile. Best handled with a heavy dose of sarcasm and a good sense of humor—because life’s too short to let a cuntasaurus ruin your ride.

Grumpy G is the definition of a cuntiving cuntasaurus. Today she barged a clearly seculded area just to eavesdrop and talk shit on some absolutely irrelevant shit.

Cuntiving Cuntasaurus by FuckYou_NoFuckMe666 January 21, 2025

Get the Cuntiving Cuntasaurus mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.

Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

Word of the Day on October 1, 2026

Get the Dutty mug.