Connie Chang Share definition Flag AKA Cadorkaporka. She moos and tends to make people pee shy. Lastly, she drives a sexy volvo tank! A horrible boyfriend who NEVER walks you to class or opens the door for you. Connie Chang by =P January 1, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Connie Chang mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch