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connering 

Acting like a dumbass idiot for no reason at all
Look at that fuckhead! He's connering so hard right now.
connering by Ashley1994 November 5, 2015
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Connering 

The act of inviting your xbox friends to parties even though you know for a fact they are at work
Man this guy keeps connering me even though he knows I'm at work
Connering by Themans01 August 8, 2021

Connering 

Sayin tings when no one asks
Zachs “connering” when he started talking about his whip

Connering 

The act of shoving your finger up your ass and putting it up your nose in public
"Yo I think he's Connering" "AH FUCK"
Connering by El Bonobo September 18, 2025
to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work
How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.
Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

Countering 

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person
"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.
Countering by lollol777734 January 31, 2009

conniving cunt 

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.
conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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