connaling
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Connaling
A CONNAL or CONNELL (noun)
1. The act of masturbation.
2. An inappropriate display of affection.
To CONNAL or CONNELL (verb)
1. To perform sexual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate space.
2. To touch another person of either sex in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. Used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.
1. The act of masturbation.
2. An inappropriate display of affection.
To CONNAL or CONNELL (verb)
1. To perform sexual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate space.
2. To touch another person of either sex in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. Used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.
“I am just off for a Connal”
“He gave me a Connal”
"I just found XXXXXX Connaling in the toilet"
"He went for a quick Connal"
“Eww, don’t Connal me”
“…and he just started Connaling her!”
“Stop Connaling her”
“Haha, She doesn’t want a Connal”
“He gave me a Connal”
"I just found XXXXXX Connaling in the toilet"
"He went for a quick Connal"
“Eww, don’t Connal me”
“…and he just started Connaling her!”
“Stop Connaling her”
“Haha, She doesn’t want a Connal”
Connaling by Definer of Connaling April 15, 2008
Related Words
connaling • cunnalingus • cunnalinguist • Cannalingus • conalingus • connlingus • conalingas • conealingus • coonalingus • cornalingus
connaling
To slap one's pickle or perform an act of sexual nature in a place open to members of the public e.g. a toilet cubicle
connaling by The April Fool April 15, 2008
cownalingus
The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016
cornilingus
cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009
donnalingus
oral sex to a man performed very very well and with great skill. if you watch the music video ''bleed it out'' by linken park and see how hes working the microphone. there termy donna or donny comes from the trailer park boys movie. at one point, the senior guard, donny, tell ricky to get off the court. ricky replies'' suck it donny'' and donny replies' you suck it...more''. thats where the term comes from. and lingus means lick in latin
donnalingus by cockbreathforlife August 30, 2009
conniving cunt
Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.
conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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