connaling

to touch one self or others (esp women) in an inappropriate sexual way in public

I feel like having a Connal
Ha! You just got Connaled
STOP CONNALING ME YOU DIRTY PERV

by p4ul April 13, 2008

Connaling

A CONNAL or CONNELL (noun)

1. The act of masturbation.
2. An inappropriate display of affection.

To CONNAL or CONNELL (verb)

1. To perform sexual acts upon ones self in an enclosed but inappropriate space.
2. To touch another person of either sex in a way that is both inappropriate and unwanted.
3. Used in a sarcastic sense when that person refuses a hug or other basic emotional act.

“I am just off for a Connal”
“He gave me a Connal”

"I just found XXXXXX Connaling in the toilet"
"He went for a quick Connal"

“Eww, don’t Connal me”
“…and he just started Connaling her!”

“Stop Connaling her”
“Haha, She doesn’t want a Connal”

by Definer of Connaling April 15, 2008

connaling

To slap one's pickle or perform an act of sexual nature in a place open to members of the public e.g. a toilet cubicle

Aww who just went for a connal, they made a right mess!

Ha, Paul just caught someone else connaling

by The April Fool April 15, 2008

cownalingus

The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.

I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.

by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016

cornilingus

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.

Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.

by SPQR March 4, 2009

donnalingus

oral sex to a man performed very very well and with great skill. if you watch the music video ''bleed it out'' by linken park and see how hes working the microphone. there termy donna or donny comes from the trailer park boys movie. at one point, the senior guard, donny, tell ricky to get off the court. ricky replies'' suck it donny'' and donny replies' you suck it...more''. thats where the term comes from. and lingus means lick in latin

WOW. dat bitch gave me sum fine donnalingus...FINE donnalingus

by cockbreathforlife August 30, 2009

conniving cunt

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.

i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.

by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007