Conky

When something is wierdly funny.
something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!
by vilhelm II April 15, 2021
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Conky

A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.
Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.

Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”
by Keazy3 August 12, 2017
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Conky

by Show February 3, 2005
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Conky

"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people."

"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"
by M and B September 28, 2013
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Conky

A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!
by Pray4rain September 29, 2011
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Conky

An adjective describing a situation that is both kinky and wonky.
Derek: *cradling a slab of roast beef* "Here, hold my meet baby!"
Manager: "That's conky."
by Kibble909 January 12, 2017
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conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion
Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good
by Figg October 20, 2007
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