Conky

When something is wierdly funny.

something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!

by vilhelm II April 15, 2021

Conky

A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.

Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.

Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”

by Keazy3 August 12, 2017

Conky

A Person Thats A ASSHOLE

Hey shut the fuck up Conky!

by Show February 3, 2005

Conky

A cocky white person.

"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people."

"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"

by M and B September 28, 2013

Conky

Excessively black to a fault.

A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!

by Pray4rain September 29, 2011

Conky

An adjective describing a situation that is both kinky and wonky.

Derek: *cradling a slab of roast beef* "Here, hold my meet baby!"
Manager: "That's conky."

by Kibble909 January 12, 2017

conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion

Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good

by Figg October 20, 2007