Congratucockulations

When youre really excited to congratulate someone you have to say “congratucockulations!”

“Hey! Steve and I just got engaged!” “OMG congratucockulations!”

Congratucockulations by congratucockulations January 8, 2025

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congratufuckulations

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.

Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.

congratufuckulations by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007

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CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS

Someone who knows how to BLEED better than anyone.

DEAD ONES ARE MORE ALIVE THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE and the bodies aren't stacked like COVID CORONA NEW YORK CITY as MISTAKES NUMBER 39.

The forest of LIFE brings many chaps but when someone is anxious to take your picture and say I will call the police and there are certain things buzzing around in the air that is to quite A CHAGRIN to some of his others then you got a a SLAM DUNK CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS to say to them and all of their RIDERS that are in the saddle with them.

TESS TESS TESS is reaching from the grave as CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS as now I KNOW the STALKERS which I know you now they can say you are onto something big.

CONGRATUFUCKULATIONS by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 4, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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