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Congiustigate

the act of stealing a friends/co-workers male or female partners. A person who takes a lover away from some one close to them.
I congiustigated Joe the other night when i kissed his girlfriend.
Congiustigate by Tomasinee May 7, 2010
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Congiustigate

What's the difference between a brimbrome and a lowbrimbrome?
High brimbone is the brimbrome with p2-3 is the congiustigate
Congiustigate by Quats McBlender December 14, 2017

confustigatered 

Matt and Carem are confustigatered.
confustigatered by Carem October 28, 2003

confustigate 

the act of masturbating for so long that you become confused.
Bill: why does jack look high?
Steve: he prolly likes to confustigate since his girl left him.
confustigate by jdizzlemayne August 5, 2011

Confustigated 

Ultimately Confusded, Baffled, Lost, or Iggnorant,
Im all Confustigated n' shit.
Confustigated by Jayson November 12, 2003

Confustigated 

A cross between confused and fucked up.
i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??
Confustigated by Sir E. Brum April 26, 2005
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