Ranger

Pronounced with a hard G, one who has red hair. From Australian slang.

Check out the flaming ranger over there.

by iv_chosen1 November 11, 2011

porcelain pariah

one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.

This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.

by iv_chosen1 June 22, 2007

wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.

"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."

by iv_chosen1 June 22, 2007

confauxsation

1. to fein a conversation with someone.
2. to have a fake conversation, i.e. pretend you are a celebrity and speak as they would.

I had a great confauxsation with a telemarketer yesterday. They had no idea I wasn't interested in a new vacuum cleaner until I told them I was homeless.

by iv_chosen1 June 22, 2007

Consumermas

The reorientation of Christmas from a celebration of the birth of Christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of Chinese businessmen.

How did you celebrate Consumermas?
I bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don't need and a watch.

by iv_chosen1 February 25, 2009

Doppelranger

Pronounced with a hard G, it is your evil, red-headed twin.

"What happened last night?"
"My doppelranger showed up and lit the place on fire."

by iv_chosen1 November 11, 2011